M: [laughs] Fakers! I only remember because it was a terrible title. And I only figured out why it was the title hours after I watched it.
J: I just remember the awkward British pound sign in the text of the title. Didn't make much sense.
M: Mmhmm. That happened.
J: So long story short, we watched this delightful movie...
M: Because it had a Welsh person in it. And we were strapped for time. And we didn't do any research. We're so sorry Wales. [laughs] Our apologies!
J: I'm afraid it's true. This all occurred nearly a month ago, and I don't even want to tell you how long I left the movie sitting on my DVD player (Liberty Hall, you can have my firstborn). Do you remember, simply speaking, what it's about?
M: [sitting on the floor] Unfortunately, yes! I recall with quite, quite clarity? That's not what I want to say. [coughs] 'Scuse me. I recall, quite clearly, that it was about an unfortunate dude in a bad way who needed cash fast.
J: [sings] If you need cash now! Also, this guy was Welsh!
M: He sure was!
J: But not in the movie.
|The whole group, hanging out. Cheers!|
J: Who's they, Meredith?
M: [laughs] [buries face in couch] The Welsh guy! And his not-girlfriend! They and not-Rob-Pattinson try to pass off these "sketchings" and you can guess how well that goes. Did I leave anything out?
J: Actually, it goes pretty well right at the start, but as with most heist movies, things start to sour before too long. It's odd but fun little flick...
M: I thought you were going to say "romp". It's what they always say on the covers.
J: Romp it is!
|Not-girlfriend and Welsh guy.|
M: Or a caper or something...
J: It's a romping caper through downtown London...
M: Was it London? It was I think.... I think I remember some London things in the background... [laughs hysterically] I'm way too sober to be doing this.
J: That's what you think. London or not, the characters were mildly amusing...
M: I was gonna say abysmal, but that's not fair... I just like that word [laughs throughout] I really did like the Welsh guy!
J: We only even knew he was Welsh because you watch Parenthood.
|Not-Rob-Pattinson, Welsh guy, and big jerk.|
J: Yeah, but 5 points for saying posh.
M: I've been watching a lot of British television lately...
J: Sounds like something we should blog about!
M: It is indeed! Hilarious.
J: In any case, we've done Wales a disservice.
M: Can we post some more about Joe Allen? Just slip some more in about the Welshness?
J: We haven't posted anything about Joe Allen! That's something you need to do!
M: We have, we linked his name!
J: Meredith, I charge you with creating a fun and interesting, picture-filled post about Welsh Little Joe Allen.
M: Mmm, pictures. Deal!
J: And on that note, we've got to get to the Taproom.
M: For George.
J: Damn skippy.
M: I like dags.
J: What she said. Fin.
M: Perfect. Fin.